“It Degree in marriage”

Here is a homourous look at  the way men and women view each other in the institution of marriage. It is an IT savvy way of looking at relationships and marriage as whole. it will crack your ribs fro sure.

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support as follows:- Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0,MONEY 3.0, TIRED 4.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1. Housecleaning 2.6Conversation 8.0 Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate wife.

Reply from the IT Tech:-

DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.Please note that out of the house 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the mpango wa kando.EXE Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam! Yours IT Tech.